Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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