At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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