i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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