I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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