look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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