I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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