Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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