She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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