Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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