1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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