Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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