Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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