when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Come on in and take your pants off
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