He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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