Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm going to jail i love you
Plan B is the new Plan A
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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