sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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