cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Maybe he injected his testicle?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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