Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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