she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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