So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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