Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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