I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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