Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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