my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Let's get the cat blown out
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