i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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