I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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