you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
