Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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