I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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