DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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