I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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