Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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