We won't sleep together?
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Duck Duck Cougar?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
