Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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