so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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