i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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