we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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