Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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