Having a random hookup so left but love u
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
