you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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