i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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