I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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