she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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