he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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