is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Randomize
