he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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