their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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