you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He shit in the fireplace
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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