I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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