my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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