is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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