I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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