that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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