Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
smell my finger.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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