I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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