Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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